What if we're the aliens?
Multifandom yo.
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charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

supnikita:

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

is she trying to bark

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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recipesforweebs:

So these are pretty popular in japan nowadays. They’re these sandwiches made with a sweet japanese milk bread that are filled with whipped cream and strawberries. 

When I first saw a picture, I assumed they were just using some cake as the “bread” and was like, oh man, it’s a cake shaped like a sandwich. 

But no. It’s a sandwich. 

I was a little weirded out at first, but then I was like, “fuck it lets make this shit”.

So I spent all day on the bread, and just whipped up the cream and cut the strawberries minutes ago and took my first bite of this simple but weird creation.

Lord all-fucking-mighty that was good.

10/10 would foodgasm over again. 

Try this recipe, you won’t regret it.

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Ichigo Cream Sandwich
(serves: 3)

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Ingredients-

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Procedure-

  • Make the Japanese Milk Bread by following this recipe
  • Once the bread is cooled off, start to cut about 3 slices.
  • Cut the crusts off of the bread slices and then cut them diagonally.
  • Now for the whipped cream. Make that shit by following this recipe.
  • Once that’s done, slice up your strawberries (slice more if you want) and prep them for placing onto the sandwiches.
  • Cover both triangle bread slices with whipped cream, then put strawberry slices on one of the creamed up triangles, then top it with the other whipped cream’d bread triangle and bam. Strawberry and Cream Sandwich.
  • You can like add other fruits if you want, or make it into a weird psuedo cake by covering it in chocolate sauce or something.

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AND BAM. RECIPE DONE. Are you proud? You should be. Unless you didn’t make your own bread and you (GOD FUCKING FORBID) used canned/premade whipped cream.

I can accept not using home made bread, since it does take forever, but lord almighty if you don’t use your own home made whipped cream and you use that gross chemical stuff instead i will eND YOU.

ahem. now that we’re all calm, enjoy your weird but hella good sandwich, yo. Enjoy that shit.

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jollyart:

Hello again, anon! Alright! Okey dokey so here is a very rough, quick and simple anatomy reference that I made of a woman!(note: I’m really only good with drawing girls, guys not so much xP) The tips are things that I always keep in mind when I draw females. This is how I typically draw my female characters but just an FYI WOMEN COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. for instance the inner thing can be made VERY CURVY. Shoulders can be BROAD.  Again, this is how I typically draw women. As for the feet…. meh.

I’m very very very sorry if this doesn’t help anon, I’m a visual learner so giving tips is very hard for me x(