im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this
justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
(Source: lacedbelles)
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan: Nobody loves you.
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan: What you did was awful. You will never be forgiven.
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan: It makes so much sense if you condemn yourself right now. See? I told you, you'll fail.
Me: There's no truth in you.
Satan flees...
Me: You finally get my point.
"The Spirit who lives in you is greater than the spirit who lives in the world."
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Before You Exit is in my country and they’re just like an hour away but I still won’t be able to see them.
